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Monday, March 27, 2006

Pandemic: Sex Addiction

CNN claims new research is required into a rapidly developping syndrome, known as sex addiction, which may rapidly undermine society. Indeed, the Spring is the time when the love drug creeps its way back in to the mainstream and parts of society lose their wholesome monogamous activities and votes are lost to the Democratic Party. Fotunately, the moral majority is proposing aid with leaders who, for various reasons, are immune to the disease. However, the proposed War on Sex is receiving considerable inexplicable obstruction in congress.

Numerous stars are attempting to tackle the problem of our oversexed society, such as Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie by proclaiming solidarity with sufferers of sex addiction through the wearing a chastity belt and RapeX condoms respectively.

There are also numerous associations to help recovery such as Sex Addicts Anonymous to help individuals pursue healthy natural heterosexual relationships. Recent studies of chimps and baboons have shown that their unorthodox sexuality and diversity of sperm present in females is do their status as godless freaks of nature.

For my part, though not a sufferer of the disease, at least not particularly so, I intend to join Liverpuddlians Sex Addicts Anonymous (website pending). Partly to do my bit in helping members of the community in need and partly to meet women.


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