10 Don'ts

I'm tired of to do lists. Here's a don't list.

10. Don't be Italian



9. Don't get caught playing dorky card games



8. Don't mess with Wyatt's cat



7. Don't bother



6. Don't be a prick



5. I SAID..



4. Don't get things backward



3. Don't do drugs



2. Don't be on the wrong side of the creek



1. Don't f*** with girls