THE "F" WORD

When is @#$% Acceptable?

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered
acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"


-- Capt. E. J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912


10. "What the @#$% was that?"


-- Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945


9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"


-- Custer, 1877


8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."


-- Einstein, 1938


7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"


-- Picasso, 1926


6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"


-- Pythagoras, 126 BC


5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"


-- Michelangelo, 1566


4. "Where the @#$% are we?"


-- Amelia Earhart, 1937


3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"


-- Noah, 4314 BC


2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"


-- Bill Clinton, 1999


and a drum roll............! ...


1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#* ing mad."


-- Sadaam Hussein